oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

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partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

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secretly-misha:

casscruffybeard:

I’m going to miss this.

can u not

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chipoltits:

us candians are so lucky, we get a weed sign on our flag, thanks charles dickens for creating the flag.

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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

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brutu:

theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying

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vvumblr:

does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces

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buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

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