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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:38 -0400

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:17:20 -0400

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

foreveralone-lyguy: what the fuck is that and why is it all sad...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:16:52 -0400

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

i my if was gay

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:16:13 -0400

me: im son gay was
my son: what

mikalhvi: t-ardis: always reblogging this C-c-c-combo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:15:34 -0400

mikalhvi:

t-ardis:

always reblogging this

C-c-c-combo breaker! XD

theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:15:12 -0400

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

alcoholdrinker: wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:15:05 -0400

alcoholdrinker:

wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends

justintimberlakedoingthings: Justin Timberlake masters...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:57 -0400

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake masters telekinesis

nickiminiall: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:44 -0400

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:18 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:13:26 -0400

person taking Bible verse out of context

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:35 -0400

*person taking Bible verse out of context*

Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

tom-sits-like-a-whore: whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:13 -0400

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am

itsjustafantasyfortwo: godstiel: I was going through this new...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:03:38 -0400

itsjustafantasyfortwo:

godstiel:

I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one

I wondered what it could possibly be about

I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL

He was also reasonable, he didn’t fuck married mothers

awesomephilia: This is what happens in the morning when I go...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:03:24 -0400

awesomephilia:

This is what happens in the morning when I go pee before feeding her. (via)

sealcat: no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:54:51 -0400

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by

sexually-aggressive-cas: uphillgardeners: i DO U WANT APLE?

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:54:35 -0400

sexually-aggressive-cas:

uphillgardeners:

i

DO U WANT APLE?

rightonsweetie: what are you even doing dan

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:54:13 -0400

rightonsweetie:

what are you even doing dan

tomhiddleing: did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:53:44 -0400

tomhiddleing:

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

#and increases the chances of me despising you by 300%

istoleatimelordtoseetheuniverse: pandora-heartbreak: scarfshipp...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:53:20 -0400

istoleatimelordtoseetheuniverse:

pandora-heartbreak:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

whoa there scarfshipping

If a murder spree happens, we’ll all know who to cast suspicion on first.